Before and After Marriage

Boy's Room before Marriage:

-Perfumes
-Love Letters
-CD Player & Cds.
-Greetings Cards.
-Air Freshner.
-Different Sims Along Different Pakages With 1 Mobile.
-Books of poetry
-PEACE.

After Marriage:

-Pain Killers.
-Loan Papers.
-Unpaid Electricity & Gas Bills.
-Medical Reports.
-Empty Wallet.
-Feeder, Nipple & Pampers, qarshi ka instant joshanda, ispghol ka chilka, qareeb aor door ki ainak, poly color, aor bed k sarhaney book "Maut Ka Manzar":

Sardar

Sardar Achanak Biwi k Office Gya..
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Biwi Boss Ki GOUD me bethi hui thi..
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Sardar:
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Chal ROOPA,
Aesi Jagah Kam Hi Nai Krna,,
Jithay Staff Wastay Kursi V na Howay!!

Tere wale

Ladki apne room me
baith kr zor zor se ro rhi
thi...
Maa ne ye dekha to
uske paas ayi aur boli..!
Maa: kya hua beti kyu ro
rhi ho, mujhe btao
main teri DOST hoon..
Beti rote huye..
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Kya batau yar,
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Apne wale ko milne gyi
thi,
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Tere wale ne dekh liya
aur boht maara.. :-P

Banana

Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’
banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12
Lady. 7 me 13 longi
deta hai to upar aaja..

No need to explain....

Samaj me aaya ho to like karo... That's it

Love Vs. Marriage

Love Vs. MarriageWhat is the difference between Love and Marriage?
Love is a sweet dream while Marriage is the alarm clock.
Love is BLIND but Marriage is the Eye Opener!

Funny Wife

Funny WifeJudge: Why did you beat your husband's head with a chair?
Wife: Because the table was a bit too heavy for me to lift.