Murder 2 (2011)

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Funny Pictures 29 December, 2011

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Funny Pictures 29 December, 2011

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English

Itni english mujhe bhi aati hy. I will yaad u very ziyada. U B yaad me bohat much. U r very ziyada good dost of me. I think i m B ache friend of u. So plz don't bholna me. mai also kabhi b nai 4get u. Apni Care Rakhna! How lagi my english....

Pathan and Sardar

‎1 Darya k kinare 2 Sardar chamach se darya me Dahi daal rahe thay.. Pathan ne dekha to poochha: Khoocha yeh kya kar rahe ho...? Sardar: Hum Lassi bana rahe hain. Pathan: Ha Ha Ha... O pagal ka bacha, log isi liye tum par Lateefa banaate hain... Itna Lassi tumhara Baap piye ga...

Teacher and Student

Teacher to 14 yrs old student: kaka tenu pata ee, es umer vich Quaid e Azam ne Matric kr liya c. Student: Sir twadi umer vich Bhutto phansi v char gaya s...

2010 k larkön ki new dua.

2010 k larkön ki new dua. Lb-Pe-Aati Hy Dua Ban ke Tmana Meri Zindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho Khudaya Meri IMPRESS Mujh Se Her Ek Larki Ho Jaye Meri Ek Nazar Pe Dil Apna Woh Day Jaye Ho Meri JEANS Se Yunhi Meray Badan Ki Zeenat Jis Tarha MAKEUP Se Hoti Hai Husn Ki Zeenat Ho Mera Kam School, colleges ki Girlz se frdship Karna, Her HASEEN Larki Ki Maa Ki Izat Karna, Mere ALLAH...

PATHAN 2

IK PATHAN ' 1- MUJE ENGLISH AATI HA 1-ENGLISH COMES TO ME 2-ME AAM ADMI HON 2-I'M MANGO MAN 3-MERA TALUK HARI PURHAZARA SE HA 3-I BELONG GREENPUR THOSANDA 4-SADAK PAR GOLIYAN CHAL RAHI THHI 4- TABLETS R WALKING AT THE ROAD BOHAT HA KYA....('....

Zardari And Altaf

Government of saudi arabia rejected two application for hajj this year, the first application was from zardari: reason: it will become difficult for people to decide which one to Hit,ZARDARI or devil the second application was from ALTAF HUSSAIN REASON: telephonic hajj is not allowed in islam;:-D:...

Before and After Marriage

Boy's Room before Marriage: -Perfumes -Love Letters -CD Player & Cds. -Greetings Cards. -Air Freshner. -Different Sims Along Different Pakages With 1 Mobile. -Books of poetry -PEACE. After Marriage: -Pain Killers. -Loan Papers. -Unpaid Electricity & Gas Bills. -Medical Reports. -Empty Wallet. -Feeder, Nipple & Pampers, qarshi ka instant joshanda, ispghol ka chilka,...

Dr. and Patient

Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab? Mariz: Pehle se ziada kharab hai. Dr: Dawai khali thi? M :Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi. Dr:I mean dawai le li thi? M :Gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi. Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi? M :Nahin gi-dawai lal thi. Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha? M :Nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe th...

Pak traffic police

(Pak traffic police) Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen! Phir Chalaan Kyn? Police : Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he or Tu Singleja raha ha...

director to heroin

director" to heroin " tumhey 4 bunday pakrea'n ge, to hero bachaye ga' heroin" hero kon??? director" imraan hashmi< heroin"te oday ko_lu menu kon bachaye ...

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor: "mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"Docter: "tu es mein problem kya hai"? Sardar : "oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti ha...

Pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya aur wahan se neche phaink diy...

Child Student & Teacher

‎1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hay: “Main Ap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?” Miss: “So Sweet” Bacha: “To Phr Main Apney Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghr Bhejun?” Miss: “Woh Kyun”? Bacha: “Takey Woh Hamari Baat Aagey Chalai...

Sardar

Sardar Achanak Biwi k Office Gya.. . . Biwi Boss Ki GOUD me bethi hui thi.. . . Sardar: . . . . . Chal ROOPA, Aesi Jagah Kam Hi Nai Krna,, Jithay Staff Wastay Kursi V na Howay...

NIKA & Niki

''bhonga joke of the year''' 1 NIKA Bahut Der Se Ro Ra Tha Maa Ne Pucha Mele Laal Ko Qa Chaiye? Tofee Biskit Ya milk? . . . . NIKA: Bash Ek nikii chahiyeeee aashqi ke liye..;...

Tere wale

Ladki apne room me baith kr zor zor se ro rhi thi... Maa ne ye dekha to uske paas ayi aur boli..! Maa: kya hua beti kyu ro rhi ho, mujhe btao main teri DOST hoon.. Beti rote huye.. . . . . . . Kya batau yar, . Apne wale ko milne gyi thi, . Tere wale ne dekh liya aur boht maara.. :...

old one

old one .Mr singh was lying on beach, Amrican: R u Relaxing? Mr singh: No i m Gopal Singh, Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing? Mr singh: No ... I m gopal Singh Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing? Mr singh: No (Shouting) I m gopal Singh >:O mr singh left tht place in anger. Then he asks one American lying nearby, R u relaxing? American: Yes. Mr singh slaps him & says, Haramkhor sab tujhe...

Banana

Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’ banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12 Lady. 7 me 13 longi deta hai to upar aaja.. No need to explain.... Samaj me aaya ho to like karo... That's ...

Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesom...

Hav a happy last wéèk of dis yéar 2011

Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will be coming before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greetings to October and don't forget to tell November that all my friends who read this will have a wonderful December again!!!....:) :) Hav a happy last wéèk of dis yéar 2011 guyz....

Facebook Saves Life..

!!..Facebook Saves Life..!! :D A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide .. :O Train was Coming Closer and ... He Suddenly came out of the track and Said . . . ''Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook that Im Gonna Die'' :D...

A Bird asked a Bee:

A Bird asked a Bee: You work so hard, to get honey & people steal that from you. Don't you feel sad? ... Bee replied: No, because they can never steal my art of making honey... Be like little 'Bee', small in size but big by heart ....

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani ' 1 budha aya saath me 1 budhiya ko laya ' ... Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya ' Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya ' Pehle budhe ne khaya budhiya ne pankha hilaya ' Fir budhiya ne khaya budhe ne pankha hilaya ' Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya ' Aye Laila Majnu k Maa Baap ' . Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nahi khaya? ' Is par budhe...

Hum Sab Umeed Sa Hain 24 December 2011

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Hum Sab Umeed Se Hain (nato Band)

Hum Sab Umeed Sa hain by thesafdarhussa...

Salt (2010)

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Top 10 Bollywood Heroes

1- Sharukh Khan He is the most versatile actor of Bollywood who starts from National television drama serial. 2- Amir Khan Aamir Khan can be seen only in few films because he works only in wisely selected movies, which always give a great breakthroughs on blockbuster. 3- Akshay Kumar No one compete this action hero in Bollywood, he is also very good in...

Aag TV Mathira Scandal

The girl who entertain Pakistani audiences with her  morning exercise segment and created massive midnight viewership is back with a scandal Yes, after gaining popularity and stirring controversy through “Love Indicator”, her show on Vibe TV and “Baji Online” on Aag TV...