Murder 2 (2011)

Funny Pictures 29 December, 2011

Funny Pictures 29 December, 2011

English

Itni english mujhe bhi aati hy.

I will yaad u very ziyada.

U B yaad me bohat much.

U r very ziyada good dost of me.

I think i m B ache friend of u.

So plz don't bholna me.

mai also kabhi b nai 4get u.

Apni Care Rakhna!

How lagi my english...

Pathan and Sardar

‎1 Darya k kinare 2 Sardar chamach se darya me Dahi daal rahe thay..

Pathan ne dekha to poochha: Khoocha yeh kya kar rahe ho...?

Sardar: Hum Lassi bana rahe hain.
Pathan: Ha Ha Ha... O pagal ka bacha, log isi liye tum par Lateefa banaate hain... Itna Lassi tumhara Baap piye ga!?

Teacher and Student

Teacher to 14 yrs
old student:
kaka tenu
pata ee,
es umer vich Quaid e Azam ne Matric kr liya c.

Student:
Sir twadi umer vich
Bhutto phansi
v char gaya
si!

2010 k larkön ki new dua.

2010 k larkön ki new dua.

Lb-Pe-Aati Hy Dua Ban ke Tmana Meri

Zindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho Khudaya Meri

IMPRESS Mujh Se Her Ek Larki Ho Jaye

Meri Ek Nazar Pe Dil Apna Woh Day Jaye

Ho Meri JEANS Se Yunhi Meray Badan Ki Zeenat

Jis Tarha MAKEUP Se Hoti Hai Husn Ki Zeenat

Ho Mera Kam School, colleges ki Girlz se frdship Karna,

Her HASEEN Larki Ki Maa Ki Izat Karna,

Mere ALLAH Perhai Se Bachana Mujh Ko,

ISHQ Ki Jo Rah Ho Usi Rah Pe Chlana Mujko.

PATHAN 2

IK PATHAN '
1- MUJE ENGLISH AATI HA
1-ENGLISH COMES TO ME
2-ME AAM ADMI HON
2-I'M MANGO MAN
3-MERA TALUK HARI PURHAZARA SE HA
3-I BELONG GREENPUR THOSANDA
4-SADAK PAR GOLIYAN CHAL RAHI THHI
4- TABLETS R WALKING AT THE ROAD
BOHAT HA KYA....('.')

Zardari And Altaf

Government of saudi arabia rejected two application for hajj this year,

the first application was from zardari:

reason: it will become difficult for people to decide which one to Hit,ZARDARI or devil

the second application was from ALTAF HUSSAIN

REASON: telephonic hajj is not allowed in islam;:-D:-D

Before and After Marriage

Boy's Room before Marriage:

-Perfumes
-Love Letters
-CD Player & Cds.
-Greetings Cards.
-Air Freshner.
-Different Sims Along Different Pakages With 1 Mobile.
-Books of poetry
-PEACE.

After Marriage:

-Pain Killers.
-Loan Papers.
-Unpaid Electricity & Gas Bills.
-Medical Reports.
-Empty Wallet.
-Feeder, Nipple & Pampers, qarshi ka instant joshanda, ispghol ka chilka, qareeb aor door ki ainak, poly color, aor bed k sarhaney book "Maut Ka Manzar":

Dr. and Patient

Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Mariz: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.

Dr: Dawai khali thi?
M :Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

Dr:I mean dawai le li thi?
M :Gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.

Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
M :Nahin gi-dawai lal thi.

Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
M :Nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe tha.

Pak traffic police

(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala:
Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police
: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Singleja raha hai.

director to heroin

director"
to heroin "
tumhey 4 bunday pakrea'n ge,
to hero bachaye ga'
heroin"
hero kon???
director"
imraan hashmi<
heroin"te oday ko_lu menu kon bachaye ga

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"Docter:
"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :
"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"

Pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya.

Child Student & Teacher

‎1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hay: “Main Ap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?” Miss: “So Sweet” Bacha: “To Phr Main Apney Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghr Bhejun?” Miss: “Woh Kyun”? Bacha: “Takey Woh Hamari Baat Aagey Chalain”

Sardar

Sardar Achanak Biwi k Office Gya..
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Biwi Boss Ki GOUD me bethi hui thi..
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Sardar:
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Chal ROOPA,
Aesi Jagah Kam Hi Nai Krna,,
Jithay Staff Wastay Kursi V na Howay!!

NIKA & Niki

''bhonga joke of the year'''
1 NIKA Bahut Der Se Ro
Ra Tha
Maa Ne Pucha
Mele Laal Ko Qa Chaiye?
Tofee
Biskit Ya
milk?
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NIKA:
Bash Ek nikii chahiyeeee
aashqi ke liye..;-)

Tere wale

Ladki apne room me
baith kr zor zor se ro rhi
thi...
Maa ne ye dekha to
uske paas ayi aur boli..!
Maa: kya hua beti kyu ro
rhi ho, mujhe btao
main teri DOST hoon..
Beti rote huye..
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Kya batau yar,
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Apne wale ko milne gyi
thi,
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Tere wale ne dekh liya
aur boht maara.. :-P

old one

old one
.Mr singh was lying on beach,
Amrican: R u Relaxing?
Mr singh: No i m Gopal Singh,
Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing?
Mr singh: No
... I m gopal Singh
Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing?
Mr singh: No (Shouting)
I m gopal Singh >:O mr singh left tht place in
anger.
Then he asks one American lying
nearby,
R u relaxing?
American: Yes.
Mr singh slaps him & says, Haramkhor sab
tujhe dhund rhe he aur tu yha pada
hai. :D

Banana

Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’
banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12
Lady. 7 me 13 longi
deta hai to upar aaja..

No need to explain....

Samaj me aaya ho to like karo... That's it

Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Hav a happy last wéèk of dis yéar 2011

Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will be coming before June,
I heard that July is getting married in August,
how about September and her kids? Please send my greetings to October and don't forget to tell November that all my friends who read this will have a wonderful December again!!!....:) :)
Hav a happy last wéèk of dis yéar 2011 guyz. . .

Facebook Saves Life..

!!..Facebook Saves Life..!! :D

A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide .. :O

Train was Coming Closer and
... He Suddenly came out of the track and Said
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''Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook
that Im Gonna Die'' :D ♥

A Bird asked a Bee:

A Bird asked a Bee:

You work so hard, to get honey & people steal that from you.
Don't you feel sad?

... Bee replied: No, because they can never steal my art of making honey...

Be like little 'Bee', small in size but big by heart ...

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani
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1 budha aya
saath me 1 budhiya ko laya
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... Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
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Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
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Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
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Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya
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Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya
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Aye Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
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Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nahi khaya?
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Is par budhe ne farmaya!!!
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Hanso math budhe ne farmaya
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Hehehe
Hans math yarr budha nai batayega fir
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budhe ne farmaya!!!
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Beta tera sawal to nek hai
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Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai…;

Hum Sab Umeed Sa Hain 24 December 2011

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Hum Sab Umeed Se Hain (nato Band)

Hum Sab Umeed Sa hain by thesafdarhussain

Salt (2010)

Top 10 Bollywood Heroes

1- Sharukh Khan
He is the most versatile actor of Bollywood who starts from National television drama serial.

2- Amir Khan
Aamir Khan can be seen only in few films because he works only in wisely selected movies, which always give a great breakthroughs on blockbuster.

3- Akshay Kumar
No one compete this action hero in Bollywood, he is also very good in comedy movies.

4- Salman Khan
He is very popular in Indian girls just because of his six abs body.

5- Hrithik Roshan
He is a son of a famous Bollywood actor and director, this six fingers man is awesome in emotional acting.

6- Ajay Dewgan
Another cool superstar, he played well the roles of gangsters and also have a good sense of humor.

7- Sanjay Dutt
He becomes very old but still make worth in bad roles.

8- John Abraham
He is the most sexiest Bollywood actor who is also famous as Playboy of the industry.

9- Abhishek Bachchan
Son of ever green versatile Bollywood legend Amitdabh Bachan.

10- Bobby Deol
He is also the son of old Bollywood hero

Aag TV Mathira Scandal

The girl who entertain Pakistani audiences with her  morning exercise segment and created massive midnight viewership is back with a scandal
Yes, after gaining popularity and stirring controversy through “Love Indicator”, her show on Vibe TV and “Baji Online” on Aag TV Mathira is back but this time for all the wrong reasons.

Almost a dozen of her  pictures has been leaked from unknown resources and currently floating on the internet. This is an astonishing action coming from our homeland and seems like our celebs are following the foot prints of Bollywood and Hollywood.